This page, without an explanation, could leave you worried. Please read.
One night, over hamburgers, Bob and Kelly! discovered that they both found humor in annual Christmas letters. Now – okay – you might write a Christmas letter and that’s fine. In the words of Sheryl Crow, “if it makes you happy, it can’t be that bad.” We bet your letter is great! Not at all like the ones we are poking fun at. In fact, send us a copy – we would love to know more about you . . . and your relationships . . . and your current job status. . . your whole year summed up into 250 words.
Anyways, we thought it would be funny to write our own Christmas letter – complete with information you don’t care to know. How much did we win in scratch offs this year? How’s my little sister doing? What are Bob’s family dogs up to? Naturally, we had to include a photograph of us in matching outfits.
For your viewing pleasure. . .